you love me, you just can't be around me

Tell me where's your hiding place
Im worried that I forget your face ♪

name: xxxxxxxxxx
age: 18
eyes: TWO
1. do you wanna date me or just fuck me? NEITHER! HEHE. I WANNA BE WITH YOU.
2. if i was ever kidnapped by jewish communist, how would you save me? YES. USING AN ARMY OF MAKESHIFT NAZIS
3. care if i have sex with vegetables in front of you? GO AHEAD IF I HAVENT DONE IT ALREADY.
4. do you have sex with vegetables? MINES CALLED xxxx.
5. favorite letter of the alphabet? J
6. what type of cookies do you like with your milk? PLAIN CHOC CHIP
7. how often do you bathe? EVERY OTHER DAY.
8. thoughts on body hair? GROW IT ALL. ITS NATURALLY THERE FOR A PURPOSE. DONT LET SOCIETY TELL U WHAT MAKES U ATTRACTIVE! IF IT WAS UP TO ME, WOMEN WUD NEVER SHAVE.
9. how about them drugs? THEM DRUGS? WHAT DRUGS?
10. ever cheated? NOPE.
11. are you a very jealous person? ONLY WHEN I AM JEALOUS. BUT RARELY IS ANYONE BETTER THAN ME.
12. favorite thing about me? BRAINS.
13. least favorite thing about me? DISTANCE.
14. are you outrageously rich? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
15. do you like poop, pooping, or poopy things? WHY NOT.
16. your thoughts on mashed potatos? ONLY WITH VEGETARIAN GRAVY.
17. describe me in no more than 3 words. RANDOM, FORIEGN, CARING
18. pick your nose? AND EAT THE BOGEYS.
19. pick your nose while having sex? BE BETTER THAN COMING WITH A BLOCKED NOSE.
20. pick your nose while having sex with a vegetable? I READ A QUIZ LIKE THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE...
21. your thoughts on JOHN LYDON? CLASS ACT
22. if we were to go on a date, what would YOU want to do? HAVE A NICE TIME
23. tell me (concisely) why i should date you. YOU SHUDNT.
24. do you have any food allergies? if so, what? MEAT IS MURDER.
25. do you have any skills? for instance, do you know the difference between prada and lacoste? CUNT GIVE A FLYING FAT FUCK.
and one last survey…
Wud U?
[go out with me?]: Y
[give me your number?]: Y
[make out with me?]: Y
[take care of me if i were sick?]: Y
[sleep over at my place?]: Y
[go to the movies with me?]: Y
[get drunk alone with me?]: Y
[take a shower with me?]: Y
[wear ku klux klan outfit just because i say so?]: Y
[have sex with me?]: Y
[let me kiss you?]: Y
[watch a movie with me...even a really dumb one?]: Y
[do an MRI?]: WTF
[drive me for once cuz I always drive?]: Y
[be my bf/gf?]: Y BOTH ;-)
[have a fling with me?]: Y
[Listen to me if I called you with a crisis even if you were out with all of your friends?]: Y
[buy me a drink?]: Y
[take me home for the night?]: Y
[let me sleep in your bed?]: Y
[let me sleep in your dad's bed?]: N
[let me sleep in your dad's bed with your dad in it?]: N
[sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?]: Y


thanks for reading this. fuck you but have a nice day

Miserable

Molesta. Huevea. Pica

Y a veces no deja dormir. Convierte las noches en mañanas ojerosas.

Ochenta kilos golpeandose en un rincón, resignados a las lágrimas negras.

No hay nada que decir, no hay besos, no hay lógica.

Pero molesta. En todo el cuerpo.

Huevea.

El rechazo huevea.

El amor es un perro del infierno

El amor es un perro del infierno - Los buitres

Mal heridos por el tiempo
aferrados a un pesar
flagelantes dignos del dolor
que lastíma a los demás
Vistiendo de ironía el fuego eterno
arrastrando largas noches a la
sombra de la ciudad
burlandose de los borrachos
que salen de este bar
vomitando a solas vuestras penas
Mas cuando su aliento está cerca de mí
la tierra se abre y el mar parece rugir
la vida no exige una explicación
y todo el libreto se va en una gota de ron
Y el amor es un perro del infierno
Predicadores impostores
del deber y del poder
mercenarios de la sumisión
de la joven embriaguez
Cuantos cayeron en tu máquina de la verdad
revisionistas hasta del placer
con cuidado que esta vez
a alguien va a morder
La lengua es una ruleta rusa
mas cuando su cuerpo esta cerca de mí
la tierra se abre y el mar parece rugir
su rito de carne es mi bendicion
el beso sagrado al morir una revolucion
Y el amor es un perro del infierno